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Troy Polamalu Groundhog Day Punxsutawney Phil
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 7:34 pm
Troy Polamalu Groundhog Day Punxsutawney Phil Super Bowl commercial was one of the biggest hits ever as far as Super Bowl commercials go. Troy Polamalu was home for the Super Bowl and laughing his ass off when asked why did you do a funny commercial like this, he said it was to good to [...]
Apartments.com West 10 1 Bedroom in Tallahassee, FL | Benidorm Beaches
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 5:19 pm
Tallahassee Apartments – View Property Details on Apartments.com: www.apartments.com 1 Bedroom West 10 2614 W. Tennessee St.
Presenting the winners of the Devil Ball/AT&T free tickets!
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 2:15 pm
Those of you with memories extending back five days will recall that we offered up a couple tickets, courtesy of AT&T, to this weekend’s AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am . We asked for your choice of the best entry music for golfers, and we got some fine selections. We’ve chosen your winners, and here they are below: Emile Bonfiglio offered up a few gems: Natalie Gulbis – “Legs,” ZZ Top Ian Poulter – “I’m Too Sexy,” Right Said Fred Vijay Singh – “Mr. Roboto,” Styx Jim Thorpe – “Taxman,” The Beatles Greg Norman – “Even the Losers,” Tom Petty
Dimitar Berbatov is…The Continental
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 2:13 pm
Well hello there. I see you’ve caught me looking fancy. … Yes, this is looking fancy. These clothes are very expensive and fashionable and not at all the “garments of a homeless extra from the television show Three’s Company” as you seem to be implying. And no, they don’t smell like cheese and old bananas, either. … Please, just stop saying negative things about my clothing and accept that it is high fashion that you find very attractive, even if I can’t seem to get this one button. … Alright, now I’m going to stop listening to the words you say and assume you’re finding me irresistable and not at all smelly… Anyway, Manchester United — the club for which I am a bright, shining star — won this past weekend and it was all thanks to me, The Berba, as I scored a truly fantastic goal. … Yes, the other team did score three own goals and we won 5-0, but my goal was still very important, because I scored it and it was easily the sexiest goal of the match. Ha-HA! My talent is so great that I can even make an act of athleticism seem erotic and exciting to you, no matter how many times you pretend to dry heave. But let’s not spend all day talking about my fantastic goal-scoring prowess, which even Sir Alex Ferguson himself wishes display itself more often after spending
Create-a-caption: Jarrett Jack entertains Tas Melas, friends
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 2:10 pm
Raptors guard Jarrett Jack (notes) entertains the crowd — starring The Basketball Jones’ Tas Melas! — prior to a game against the Kings on Sunday afternoon at the ACC in Toronto. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins some fries. Good luck, Waldo. After the jump, Baby Gasol hits the gym . Winner, Michael: Pau Gasol (notes) , astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Marc Gasol (notes) will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster … Well, maybe not any of that, but definitely younger. Co-runner-up, illmatikkmunk: “Marc’s Journal. February 3rd, 2010: Grizzley carcass in alley this morning, LeBron’s footprint on burst stomach. This city is ashamed of me. I have seen its true face. The our record’s an extended gutter and the gutter’s full of Ls and when the pain finally scabs over, all the jokes will drown. The accumulated Wins of the Kobes and LeBrons will foam up about their waists and all the Darkos and Devins will look up and shout ‘Save us!” … and I’ll whisper ‘No.’” Co-runner-up, Jason: Finally Nautilus has combined the toilet and the lateral press. It’s such a time saver. Now it’s time to follow up with some refreshing bidet bicep curls!
Tiger’s latest return speculation: The Tavistock Cup?
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 1:54 pm
Everybody wants to know when Tiger Woods is returning, and recently TMZ, which has been stunningly wrong in much of its Tiger coverage, backed into what could be an interesting idea: Tiger could return for the Tavistock Cup . Tavistock, for those of you who don’t know, is like the world’s greatest neighborhood scramble. Isleworth and Lake Nona, two ultraexclusive Orlando neighborhoods that wouldn’t allow your kind, square off for a couple days of high-level golf. Tiger Woods, Ernie Els , Charles Howell III , Ian Poulter , Henrik Stenson and other pros are residents and, thus, players. And the idea that Tiger could return for this would make some bizarre kind of sense. After all, he’d be among friends. He could get his game ready for Augusta, which is only a couple weeks after Tavistock. And it’s pretty likely that he wouldn’t get heckled too badly by his own neighbors. (Except maybe the guy who owns the tree he uprooted.) Anyway, more grist for the mill. Make of it what you will. Also, a clever little video that would’ve made for a big hit at the Super Bowl: Lovely, even if Google is the second-best search engine out there.
Puck Headlines: Gainey stepping down; Pens/Caps NBC ratings
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 1:53 pm
Here are your Puck Headlines: A glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media. • Big breaking news today for the Montreal Canadiens : Bob Gainey is stepping down as general manager of the hockey club, with assistant general manager Pierre Gauthier taking over in the interim. We’ll have more on this in the afternoon, but this is nothing short of remarkable: a general manager reshapes his team’s roster in the summer and then departs in the winter with the team in a playoff seed. [ TSN
Green blocks sore point for long-track speed skaters
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 1:49 pm
Red markings on white ice seems like a natural; the goal line in hockey, the rings on a curling sheet, and so on. It’s usually the same in long track speed skating. In your mind’s eye, if you summon any mental image of speed skating, you’ll recall that the lane markers have usually always been a deep-red color. Evidently, at the Richmond Oval, the markers are neon-green (to match the official color of Vancouver 2010), and some aren’t happy : “The U.S. Speed Skating Association, along with the Dutch Speed Skating Association (KNSB), have formally asked officials that the Oval’s neon green blocks be replaced with a color that’s more clearly visible to the speed skaters. “Several skaters have complained that the markers blend in with the ice and are difficult to see, making them a hazard as athletes
Dave Grohl Rocks With Them Crooked Vultures, Crisis of Conformity on “SNL”
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 1:15 pm
A pair of supergroups took the stage on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live , and while Them Crooked Vultures were the episode’s musical guest, it was Crisis of Conformity — fake reuniting for the first time in 25 years to play a wedding — that delivered the night’s most memorable performance. Featuring SNL ’s Fred Armisen on vocals, Bill Hader on bass, Ashton Kutcher on guitar and the Vultures’ Dave Grohl on drums, the hardcore quartet turned the peaceful reception into a “TV Party” with a brutal rendition of “Fist Fight in the Parking Lot.” After the mellow but admittedly amusing Michael Bubl
At Least 5 Dead In Middletown Explosion – Connecticut News Story …
By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 12:02 pm
The Emergency Operations Center in Hartford was being staffed by the state Department of Emergency Management and Homeland Security, the Department of Public Health, the National Guard and Connecticut State Police. …
