Create-a-caption: Jarrett Jack entertains Tas Melas, friends

By Cheap Tickets at 8 February, 2010, 2:10 pm

Raptors guard Jarrett Jack (notes) entertains the crowd — starring The Basketball Jones’ Tas Melas! — prior to a game against the Kings on Sunday afternoon at the ACC in Toronto. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins some fries. Good luck, Waldo. After the jump, Baby Gasol hits the gym . Winner, Michael: Pau Gasol (notes) , astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Marc Gasol (notes) will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster … Well, maybe not any of that, but definitely younger. Co-runner-up, illmatikkmunk: “Marc’s Journal. February 3rd, 2010: Grizzley carcass in alley this morning, LeBron’s footprint on burst stomach. This city is ashamed of me. I have seen its true face. The our record’s an extended gutter and the gutter’s full of Ls and when the pain finally scabs over, all the jokes will drown. The accumulated Wins of the Kobes and LeBrons will foam up about their waists and all the Darkos and Devins will look up and shout ‘Save us!” … and I’ll whisper ‘No.’” Co-runner-up, Jason: Finally Nautilus has combined the toilet and the lateral press. It’s such a time saver. Now it’s time to follow up with some refreshing bidet bicep curls!

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Create-a-caption: Jarrett Jack entertains Tas Melas, friends
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